Oh Hello Curious Stranger !

 

Hopefully your curiosity is piqued by the strange and wonderful creature that is myself.

 

I am a domestic and international woman of mystery.

 

Seattle Wa is my home base - but I have left more than a handful of cashmere scarves and silk underwear in a myriad of cities- like San Francisco, New York, Portland, DC, London, Paris, Tokyo and many more. 

I am east coast educated- I mention this not because it is a line of demarcation of myself with others but because I truly think it shaped parts of my personality like a skillful hand with butter sculptures.

 

Often my undergrad and grad schools are guessed by folks when they poke around and find out my politics but I will keep it a secret for the time being.

 

My time on the West Coast has chilled me out- making me almost a caricature- as I adore avocado toast, taking tinctures for anxiety, wear flannel and thrift store fur and use the term “no worries” multiple times a day.

The core of East Coast remains- making me crave salmon and lox at 4am (my kingdom for a bagel place in 500 miles of Seattle that isn’t terrible!) prizing direct communication, talking with bodega cats, and having very clear expectations of where to line up for the train.

 

I also think my sense of humor- quick and dry (much like your masturbation session to my photos!) is an East Coast hallmark.

I am on the shorter side- 5'1, naturally curly hair that I never straighten, glasses that I only take off for business time reasons and a devious smirk that you will adore. 

My  body defines convention.  

36I non enhanced breasts, nipped waist and lower body built from decades of movement- most recently hiking in Norway and  hot Yoga at my favorite studio give me the dramatic curves made for wiggle dresses and corsets. 

 

 Although  most often I am found in A Line Dresses, cute shoes with a giant bag containing my computer, 2 books, 5000 pens and  my trusty journal. 

 

As a triple Aquarian- who doesn’t always believe in that type of thing, as an INFJ who also doesn’t always believe in that type of thing- I am most often found with my nose in a book about micro loans while wearing jewelry found at Bangkok side streets.

 

I also am highly involved with nerd things. If you recognize me it might be from old clip stores or it might just be because I used to work for numerous conventions.

I will never say no to a long night playing Pathfinder, Farcry or having you read me Ringworld while I bathe in perfumed oils.

 

I also think it is important to note- I talk fast, a natural raconteur and am highly effervescent and enthusiastic.

 

This can take folks by surprise since I think a lot of times online communication can be “super serious” business- so it can be a tad disconcerting when a whole person is a ray of sunshine in a bodysuit.

See you Soon  

  Clara 

Email - missclaraturing@gmail.com 

OR 

yourinternationalgirlfriend@protonmail.com

Seattle | New York

Text 206 971 9570  - Signal and Telegram 

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